Virtual Season 9, Episode 2
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Sitting in the car…

David: Maddie, why are you so upset about this? You shouldn’t be getting yourself so worked up in your condition.
Maddie (glaring) : Don’t do that!
David: Remember what Dr. Weed told us?
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All of the men Wobblies fold their arms across their chests and shake their heads together in agreement.
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Bert: It’s been three days now and still no sign of him. He must have frost bitten toes by now.
Agnes: What do you mean, Bert? You think he just LEFT her standing at the church?
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All of the men Wobblies fold their arms across their chests and shake their heads together in agreement.
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Agnes: I’m perfectly capable of doing more than making phone rhymes, Herbert! I’m pregnant, not clueless!
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All of the women look at Bert and shake their heads in agreement with Agnes.
The men look at Agnes and then turn their heads in unison to see how Bert will respond.
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David leans into a closed bathroom door…

David: Maddie, you okay in there?

Maddie opens the door and emerges. She is still in her nightgown, hair tousled and looking peaked. He takes her by the arm and walks her back to the bedroom, depositing her on the bed. Sitting next to her, he gently wipes her forehead.

David: I think you should take the day off, Maddie. You look awful…
Maddie: Gee, thanks….
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Maddie turns on the shower.

Maddie: You think you know a guy….
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The women shake their heads in agreement.

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The office staff is quibbling over something or other and is oblivious to a beautiful woman that has entered the office.

Beautiful Woman: Excuse me?

Everyone turns together and looks at her. Kris and Jamie share an open-mouthed look of shock.
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The Wobblies speak at the same time. A blur of mixed words spill out of them and none of it makes sense, other than a few snide comments that make Maddie’s eyebrows rise. David whistles.

David: Okay class, you know the rules….raise your hand before speaking AND?
Wobblies (in unison) : If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.
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Exiting Maddie’s office…

David: Don’t worry, Herbert. Maddie won’t want this case.
Bert (nodding towards the women who have circled Maddie and Agnes) : Don’t be so sure, sir.
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David sees Maddie looking over Agnes ’s shoulder at him. The male Wobblies begin circling Bert and David.

Magillicuddy: So, how are we gonna play it, Boss?
David (still looking at the women) : Safe, Magillicuddy. Play it safe.
Bert: Oh boy….
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Jamie holds her phone receiver under her chin, grabs a Nerf ball that landed in her coffee cup and throws it at Simmons, nailing him right between the eyes.

Jamie: Don’t mess with the Dodge Ball Queen, Simmons!

Kris gets the ball and sits on it at her desk. Simmons starts to look for it.
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In the car again…
David leans over and kisses Maddie.
David: Blondie, why did we settle on bucket seats? What do ya’ say we just stay here a while….(yet another kiss) try out the back seat (plants a kiss on her neck)…come to think of it, we never did really initiate the leather back there. Better yet, let’s just take an early lunch.
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Join us on Sunday, May 22, for the posting of Episode 2! You’ll be glad you did!!