As Luck Would Have It
Act I
Scene 1
EXT - Greenwich Connecticut
The Kolk Estate
On
a cold Connecticut day in January 1994, a cab slows and turns into the drive,
slipping a bit on the black ice. The
cabbie stops at the gate and buzzes the intercom.
Disembodied Voice: Yes?
Cabbie: Yeah ... um ... Jinx
Kolk? You called for a cab?
The
intercom clicks off and is followed by a loud buzz. The gates open slowly.
Cabbie: (under his breath) Yeah, Happy Friggin'
New Year to you too, pal. Out here on the worst day
of the friggin' year to drive your sorry ass to the
airport. Probably
going to Jamaica or the south of France, or some damn place that I only get to
see on my TeeVee. Lucky bastard. I'm freezing my ass off here in another
'record cold' winter, working for tips so I can put my ungrateful son through
college.
The
tirade feels rehearsed, almost like a mantra.
The
gates open and the cab drives through. The cabbie steps on the gas, and the back
wheels slide out again.
Cabbie: Oh yeah, this is going
to be a great ride to Kennedy. Taking my life in my hands for twenty bucks. Some guys have all the luck, and then there
are the rest of us.
The
cab winds up the great drive, past what are probably perfectly manicured
grounds when they are not covered in ice and snow. He passes the stables, the pond, and the
tennis courts, goes around the fountain at the top of the drive, and
stops. The cabbie waits for a moment, then honks his horn with two loud blasts.
Cabbie: Have your butler carry
your bags out, buddy.
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Scene 2
Inside the House
Jinx
Kolk pulls on a sheepskin jacket - Armani, naturally – and a cashmere scarf,
and fur lined kid leather gloves. He
doesn't need a hat; his thick salt and pepper hair has that covered. Jinx turns towards the door and we see that
he is in his late fifties or possibly older.
He is as manicured as his grounds.
The house - nay, mansion behind him is dark and still. All the furniture is covered and there are a
few boxes by the door, sealed and ready for storage.
An
older man hurries towards Jinx with some papers in his outstretched hand. He is
also dressed in traveling clothes, but not quite as high end. Jinx takes them and reviews them
quickly.
Jinx: Thank you, Charles.
Charles: I would be happy to take
you to the airport, sir.
Jinx: We have been over this,
Charles. Your plane leaves three hours
after mine. (Warning with a smile) You’d
best be on that flight.
Charles: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. It is very generous of you.
Jinx: We go to the islands
every year, Charles. There is no reason
why you shouldn't go because I have decided to ... do something else.
Charles: Yes, sir. Quite a mystery. You won't tell me why you are going to Los
Angeles?
Jinx: Going to look up an old friend.
Charles: Yes, sir. So you have
said, very cryptically. Are you sure you
won't need my help?
Jinx: Charles, I can always
use your help, but you and your lovely bride deserve a vacation. I hope your children and grandchildren will
be joining you. I want you to really
enjoy yourselves down there. And you are
to pay for nothing, OK? It all comes to
me.
Charles: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Jinx: We are too old and have
been through too much together for 'sirs', Charles.
Charles: Old habits, sir ...
Jinx.
The
cab horn blares again.
Charles: Let me get your bags for
you.
Jinx: I've got it,
Charles. Have a safe flight and a
wonderful time.
Charles: Have a safe flight
yourself, sir. If you need anything,
please do not hesitate to call. I can be
on the next flight.
Jinx: I'll be fine,
Charles. I'll see you in a couple of
months.
Jinx
grabs his leather satchel and garment bag and steps out the door. Charles quickly closes it, keeping out the
arctic blast.
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Scene 3
Inside the Cab
The
driver puts the car in gear and heads out of the drive.
Cabbie: Where to? Kennedy?
Kennedy is better than LaGuardia?
Never flown myself. I'm just talking about the getting in and out
of the airport. A couple guys from the
shop like LaGuardia better, but they don't know the tricks I know about getting
in and out of Kennedy. So Kennedy, right?
Jinx: Yes.
Cabbie: Bad time of day to be
heading to the airport - bad time of year really. Roads are covered with ice and the traffic is
so thick you can't help but slide into people. Taking your life in your
hands, if you ask me. Yesterday it took me nearly three hours to get to
Kennedy from Bridgeport.
They
wait as the gate opens to allow them to exit.
The cabbie continues to talk.
Cabbie: Where are you
going? I mean ... what airline you
flying? Never flown myself, but I hear
stories.
Jinx: United.
Cabbie: United? Yeah, friendly skies is
right. I've heard a few stories about
the stewardesses. Guess they don't like
to be called stewardesses any more.
They want to be called flight attendants. I'd call them whatever they want so long as
they bring me my drink, right? Not that
I've ever flown - just saying, if I ever did.
So, where are you off to today? Had a guy in the back yesterday that was flying off to Banff. I had to have him spell it for me - two F's
-- what kind of name needs two ffs? Well, I guess Jeff needs two. Anyways, I go home and look it up in my
atlas. Never heard of
it. My kid had. Said there was good skiing up there. What do I know about skiing? Strap a couple of boards to your feet and
slide down a snow covered mountain - NO THANK YOU, I don't mind saying. Snow is for shoveling. Can't understand why anyone would want to go
to a place colder than here. So where
did you say you were going?
Jinx: Los Angeles -- L.A. That's in California.
The
cabbie looks at Jinx in the rearview mirror to see if Jinx is being mean or if he is joking.
There is a slight smile on Jinx's face that gives the cabbie the answer.
Cabbie: Ha. Ha. Los Angeles ... L.A. Can I use that one? That's a good one? L.A. is warmer than here. Now that makes sense to me. Here is just cold. Damn cold, if you ask me. You have family in L.A. or you going for
business?
Jinx: I am going to look up an
old friend.
Cabbie: Friends are like family
- some anyway. Some friends are better
than family. Must be a
close friend to fly all that way to see him.
Jinx: I haven't talked to her
in over a year, but it has been longer than that since we actually saw each
other. (looking out the window) I'm not sure she is still there. She could be anywhere ... she could be in
Banff.
The
cabbie looks again in the rearview to see Jinx.
Jinx is just looking out the window.
Cabbie: That's a long way to go
to find out she ain't there. Can't you call her or something? Send a letter - or a telegram, maybe? Hire one of them private dicks like they have
on TeeVee?
Jinx: (looking at the back of
the cabbie's head) I just might do that.
Cabbie: You still want to get on
a plane? Fly all that way? She might not be there. Like you says, maybe she is somewheres else. Probably not Banff, the odds are pretty
long on that one.
Jinx: I'll find her. I'm lucky like that.
Cabbie: Lucky? Never had much luck with
luck, myself. With name like
Jinx, I 'spect you’d be walking around with a
horseshoe in each pocket, a rabbit's foot on your key chain and a four leaf
clover around your neck.
Jinx
smiles. It isn't the first time someone
had suggested that to him.
Cabbie: Is your name really Jinx
Kolk? Or is that a nickname?
Jinx: My name is Jinx Kolk --
the only thing my father ever gave me.
Cabbie: Your middle name ain't Uome, is it?
Jinx: I don't have a middle
name.
Cabbie: It's a joke. You know.
Jinx Uome Kolk. Like - Jinx, you owe me a coke? It's what you
say when two people say the same thing at the same time? You must have heard
that one before, right?
Jinx: (sarcastically) You're the first.
The
cab pulls on to the highway.
Cabbie: I hope we left enough
time. It's gonna be a nightmare getting there. What with the traffic and the ice on the
roads --
The
cabbie stops talking when he notices that traffic is unusually light and the
road is clear and dry.
Cabbie: That's odd. Thought for sure with that ice storm we had
last night--.
Jinx
looks out the window. It isn't unusual
for him. He never has a hard time finding
parking spots, he rarely loses playing roulette and he hasn't made a bad
business decision in over forty years.
He does, however, have one regret… but he is on
his way to fix that.
Cabbie: I guess it's your lucky
day there, Jinx Uome Kolk.
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Scene 4
INT - Hayes/Addison Bedroom
Maddie
and David are blissfully sleeping with little Ellie between them. The little angel is not asleep. She is wide
awake with a sweet little smile on her face.
Her little onesie has four leaf clovers,
leprechauns, rainbows and pots of gold all over it. It is not the Irish that makes this little
girl so lucky. As the clock ticks over
to five AM, she starts to fuss and kick her feet joyfully. Maddie is the first to stir. She reaches out and puts her hand on little
Ellie's belly and rubs gently.
Maddie: (cooing without opening her eyes) Shh,
sweet thing. Let's get a little more
sleep.
Ellie
continues to fuss.
David: (without moving a muscle) She can't
possibly be hungry again.
Maddie: It's five AM.
David: (cocking one eye open)
Seems like it was two o'clock only three hours ago.
Maddie: She takes after her dad
in the eating department.
David: Regular like clockwork,
the Addison way.
Maddie
gets up.
David: Where you going?
Maddie: I was taking her back to
her room. I'll feed her and put her in
her own bed.
David: (Yawning and stretching)
Ok. I'll come too.
Maddie: Stay here, David. Go back to sleep. You've got to work in the morning.
David: It is morning.
Maddie
gathers Ellie up in her arms and moves into the nursery. David watches her leave and cracks a
lascivious grin.
David: And I took the afternoon
off.
He
trails along after his girls.
Maddie: You did?
David: You can't tell me you
forgot what today is?
Maddie: It's Friday.
David: Just Friday?
Maddie: January 15th. It's Martin Luther King's birthday, though it
won't be observed until Monday.
Maddie
gets comfortable in the rocker and settles Ellie into the crook of her arm.
David: Big birthday wishes go
out to the man with the dream. I've got
a dream too, that is about to come true.
Try again, what's today?
Maddie: I have a six week check
up for Ellie today.
David: Anyone else getting a
check up? A six
week check up?
Maddie: Miss Me needs to go to
the vet but I have that scheduled for Tuesday.
David
sits down on the footstool just behind the rocker. He wraps his arms around the back of the
chair and looks down at his darling daughter at her mother's breast. He is in love with both his girls and envious
of a bond he will never get to experience.
That is part of the reason he gets up for the early morning
feedings. He wants to be part of it in
any way he can.
David: (whispering) Hey.
Maddie
looks over at him and smiles softly.
David: I love you.
Maddie
leans over, disturbing Ellie a little bit, and kisses David. He returns the kiss.
Maddie: I love you too. And of course I know what day today is. My appointment is at ten o'clock.
David: I'll be home by
eleven.
Maddie: (scolding) David!
David: Ten thirty? Do you want me to drive you? Back seat might be a little uncomfortable,
but it's been done before. I know a
great back alley just behind the doctor's office.
Maddie: You do, huh?
David: Just trying to be accommodating.
Maddie: So that's it. You just want to do it!
David: Don't you?
Maddie: Where's the
romance? Where's the passion?
David: I got plenty of passion,
Blondie. I got six weeks of passion
banked.
Maddie: David!
David: Maddie!
She
looks back at Ellie and adjusts the viselike pull that Ellie has on her.
David: (whining) So, we have to
get all dressed up ... go out to dinner ... maybe a movie before we can come
home and get lucky?
Maddie: Nice to know that
spending time with me is a chore.
David: That's not what I said
... and you know I love spending time with you ... but after six weeks, I want
to make some time with you. (beat) So do you.
Maddie: (a sexy smile slowly crossing her face) Yes, I do ... but five
minutes in the backseat of the car is not gonna do it
for me.
David: That would just be an
appetizer ... I've got a whole meal planned.
Maddie: And what do we do with
Ellie during your four course meal?
David: Four? Twelve baby, including dessert. Lots of dessert. We'll course it ... during her naps. She sleeps fifteen hours a day. That's why I took the whole afternoon off -
not to mention we have Saturday and Sunday.
I'd have taken Monday too, but it is not a national holiday yet.
Maddie: You have thought about
this, haven't you?
David: Had some free time on my
hands.
Maddie: Well, don't get your
hopes up. Dr. Weed has repeatedly said
six to eight weeks, so neither of us could be getting lucky today.
David
mocks a double spit between two fingers to ward off the evil spirits and then
knocks on the wood bookshelf.
David: Don't say that. You'll jinx us.
Maddie
looks down and notices that Ellie has fallen asleep. She very gently picks her up, places her in
the crib, and tucks the blanket around her.
She nods to David to head back to their bedroom. He waits as Maddie checks the baby monitor
and very quietly closes the door once Maddie is back in the room.
Maddie: We can't keep bringing
her to bed with us, you know.
David: We have enough
room.
Maddie: If you expect to resume
normal bedroom activities, I suggest we keep Ellie in her room.
David: (wrapping his arms
around her) Maybe you're right. Wouldn't want to scar her for life. I remember when I caught my parents ---
Maddie: Some things should be
private.
Maddie
slides her arms around David's waist and pulls him close. She kisses his jaw line up to his ear and
sucks the lobe between her teeth, nipping just a bit too hard.
David: You are playing with
fire, Mamma.
Maddie
continues her attentions to his neck while running her fingers up and down his
back, leaning into him.
Maddie: Would prefer you not call me Mamma in this room either.
David: Hot Mamma ... Hot sexy Mamma….
Naughty Mamma who needs to be put to bed without supper or breakfast ... or ...
oh ... ow ... OK, stop.
David
pushes Maddie back.
David: Ok ... Ok ... that's
enough or Dr. Weed's clearance will be Monday morning quarterbacking.
Maddie: Thought you liked
necking.
David: When that's all there is
-- yeah, I love it. But we are hours away from the good stuff.
Maddie: The good stuff? (rolling her eyes) I
will try to restrain myself.
David: (pulling her back) Just
remember where you left off.
Maddie: I'll remember.
David
looks over at the clock.
David: Well, no hope for any
more sleep for me. Might as well head to
the salt mines. Got to
keep a roof over our heads.
David
heads to the bathroom for a long hot shower. Maddie slumps down on the bed and
considers if she wants to bring up THE SUBJECT.
She decides yes.
Maddie: Do you mind so much?
David
calls out from the bathroom.
David: Mind?
Maddie: Me not going to work ...
right away.
The
water comes on and he starts brushing his teeth.
David: (mumbling through the
brushing) Why would I mind? It's not like you are sitting at home in the
cave eating bonbons while I'm out dragging down the zebra.
Maddie: Zebra?
David: Would you prefer saber
toothed tiger?
She
wouldn’t.
Maddie: It's only because we
haven't found a nanny yet, you know that right?
I just don't want to leave little Bunny with just anyone. She's so ... so ... so little. You agree, right?
He
steps back into the doorway wiping his mouth.
David: Maddie, we have
interviewed everyone in the greater Los Angeles area. There were several who would have been
fine.
Maddie: FINE? You want to leave our daughter with FINE?
David: Short of cloning
yourself, I don't think you will think anyone is good enough.
He
steps back into the bathroom to start the shower running.
Maddie: So you are mad
that I am not going back right away.
David
is back in the doorway.
David: Of course not. Finding the right person to watch over Ellie
is important.
Maddie: It is.
David: Having my partner back
is important too. Maybe we should look
into the cloning thing.
He steps back into the bathroom and into the
shower.
Maddie: David.
David: I miss you, Maddie.
Maddie: We are together all
night.
David: (raising his voice over
the water) Blue Moon misses you.
Maddie
rushes to the doorway so he won't yell and wake Ellie.
Maddie: I'm right here, David.
David: Come on in, Sweet
Cheeks… the water is fine.
Maddie: Better not. So, you were saying.
David: What was I saying?
Maddie: Blue Moon misses me?
David: Right ... yeah. The place isn't the same without you. (beat) You smell better
than Viola. No one cuts a paycheck like
you do. And --
Maddie: And what?
David: I just like looking at
you.
The
water shuts off and David steps out.
{Insert personal image of wet David here}
Maddie: I read about this.
David: Read about what?
Maddie: Fathers feeling like
mothers have no time for them anymore because all the attention is on the
baby.
David: I never said that ... I
don't recall thinking it.
Maddie: No?
David: To tell you the truth
... I wouldn't mind staying home with the little munchkin too. I miss so much in eight hours. Pretty soon, she will be dating and all
she'll want from me is the keys to the car.
Maddie: I think we have a little
time before that happens.
David: Not from where I'm
standing.
Maddie: So are you suggesting
that we share duties - work and home?
David: I don't remember
thinking that either.
Maddie: Then what?
David: Nothing.
Maddie: David?
David: Nothing. I guess ... well ... I suppose I should
ask. Do you want to go back to
work?
Maddie: Of course I do. I love working with you and who wouldn't love
balancing a checkbook? But I am really
enjoying being a mother right now. Six
weeks is just not long enough. I feel
like we just got her. She is so little. I would like a little more time. (smiling sweetly) Is
that OK?
David
crosses to her and boops her nose.
David: Take all the time you
need, lamb chop.
Maddie: You aren't jealous of
Ellie, are you?
David: No ... and you can show
me all the reasons I shouldn't be jealous (looking over at the clock) in four
and a half hours.
He
gives her a quick kiss.
Maddie: I've got a few plans for
you too, Daddio.
David
winces.
Maddie: Too much?
David
nods.
David: Think all parental pet
names need to be banned from the bedroom.
Maddie: OK, lover.
David: You got that right.
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Act II
Scene 1
David's Office - Blue Moon Investigations
David
has been at the office for hours. He is
actually finishing up some paperwork. That's how Agnes finds him at ten when
she comes to work.
Agnes: Mr. Addison?
David: Mrs. Viola ... so nice
of you to join me.
Agnes: Is everything OK?
David: OK? OK?
Things couldn’t be more OKAYER.
David
has had a bit too much coffee.
David: Just finishing up the
Morrison paper work. The files for
Sanderson, Watkins and the security review for Big City Bank are on your
desk. Remind me to move our account out
of Big City Bank.
Agnes: We don't have an account
at Big City.
David: Then I can check that
off the list.
Agnes: Why time did you get here?
David: We started City of
Angels in 1984, correct? I was younger
then, with a head of hair. You were
here, you remember. Wow, that is almost
ten years … wait, it is ten years. We
need to have a party. An
anniversary party. Something big, something loud, something worthy of the occasion.
Agnes: Maybe we should wait
until later this year, when Blue Moon is actually ten years old.
David: Good idea. Gives us more time to plan.
David
signs his name, dots the Is and crosses something with
a huge motion.
David: DONE! And DONE!
He
tosses the file toward Agnes.
David: You remember I am out of
the office this afternoon. Well, this
morning from eleven. I want the boys in
here at ten thirty for a briefing and the girls in here at ten forty-five. No
phone calls, no emergencies. No one
interrupts Miss Hayes and me from Friday at eleven until Monday morning. Okie Dokie?
Agnes
frowns. She remembers when she and Bert
were given the SIX WEEK go-ahead.
Nothing went as planned. Mickey was
up every hour and needed something.
Agnes was exhausted. Bert was
loopy; he was so tired. It was less than
romantic and not quite as satisfying as it had been or would be. There was too much pressure on the first IT -
IT was very disappointing.
Agnes: Mr. Addison, far be it
from me to throw a lead blanket on your wet balloon parade, but maybe you
should lower your expectations for this weekend.
David
is confused about the lead blanket and the wet balloon. But who doesn't love a
parade?
David: Never. Once you start lowering your expectations you
might was well throw in the towel. Round
up the sheep. Make like a tree. Roll up the sidewalks and go home.
Voice: (off screen) That's a lesson I wasn't
lucky enough to learn forty years ago.
David
and Agnes look toward the door. Jinx
Kolk is standing there smiling.
Agnes: Hello?
Jinx
flashes Agnes a very charming smile.
Jinx: I let myself in. I am Jinx Kolk and I don't have an appointment,
but I need your help.
Agnes: Your name is really
Jinx?
David: That's unfortunate.
Jinx: I am a very lucky man,
Mr. Addison.
David: You know my name?
Jinx
holds up the business card he had picked up off of Agnes' desk.
David: Jinx Kolk, huh? Please tell me your middle name isn't Uome.
Jinx
frowns. David checks his watch. He has a little bit of time to listen to this
guy's story while he waits for the word from on high about the get down. Whatever it is, it will wait until Monday,
but he might as well get the interview over.
David stands and directs him to the couch as he comes around from behind
his desk.
Jinx
enters and Agnes leaves, closing the door behind her.
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Scene 2
Hayes / Addison Bedroom
Ellie
is on the bed, surrounded by pillows, watching her mom. Maddie is getting dressed and singing along
with Joe Cocker on the radio as he asks the eternal question: What are you
doing with a fool like me?
I've never been the kind that's been lucky
before
But my life changed when you walked
through my door.
Now I'm more lucky
than I ever dreamed I'd be.
Maddie
picks up Ellie and nuzzles her as the baby coos gleefully.
What are you doing with a fool like me?
The
phone rings before she can get into the next verse.
Maddie: Maddie Hayes.
Dr.
Weed's receptionist is on the other end of the line. She tells Maddie that Dr. Weed has been
called to the hospital, as a patient has gone into labor. She doesn't expect it to be a long one, but
still wants to reschedule until Monday.
Maddie: (clearly disappointed) How about this afternoon? Or maybe I could see her at the
hospital. This is my sex week - six week
check up.
The
receptionist claims that she will keep Maddie on the list in case Dr. Weed is
available. The receptionist, who has
been working with Dr. Weed for years, knows all about the sex week
check-ups and gives those women priority, particularly if they are asking.
Maddie: Thank you. Yes, please call me. I can meet her anywhere ... any time. I'm free all day - apparently. Thank you very much.
Maddie
hangs up and looks down at Ellie in the crook of her arm.
Maddie: Daddy is going to be
disappointed. Mommy is a little
disappointed too. (Maddie laughs) Mommy is more than a little disappointed. How about we go see Daddy at work and give
him the bad news, huh? You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
Maddie
takes Ellie into the nursery and checks the bag she had packed - diapers,
blanket, her favorite bunny, feeding towels, change of clothes etc etc etc. She pulls the breast pump out and then
tosses it into the bag.
Maddie: Just in case, huh? We won't be gone that long but -- and David thinks
that I pack too heavy, wait until he gets a load of you.
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Scene 3
David's Office - Blue Moon Investigations
David: Please (gesturing toward
the couch). Tell me how Blue Moon
Investigations can help you, Mr. Kolk.
Jinx: Jinx, please. I have been a very lucky man, Mr. Addison.
David: Ah, the irony.
Jinx: My father named me
that. I was born on Black Friday in
October 1929.
David: I thought it was a
Tuesday.
Jinx: It started on Thursday
... when my mother went into labor. My
father lost his fortune - as did many people.
It was in all the papers.
David smiles. He likes this man.
David: And he blamed you?
Jinx: It's hard to know. He was killed on that Tuesday in a freak
accident involving a goat and milk truck.
He was on his way to bring me home from the hospital.
David
didn't know what to say.
David: I'm sorry?
Jinx: Don't be. From what I understand, it was the first real
luck that I was afforded in life. He had
life insurance and my mother and I were able to survive during the worst of the
depression on that. My mother was a
smart lady; she invested most of the premium in AT&T when it was at its
lowest point, and that set the stage for my financial life.
David: That was lucky.
Jinx: Do you consider yourself
a lucky man, Mr. Addison?
David
leans back and considers.
David: I do. About ten years ago I would have said yes
without thinking about it. I got lucky a
lot - if you know what I mean - and I was able to stay out of jail, most of the
time. In hindsight, I would say it was
blind luck. My partner would call it
dumb luck.
Jinx: And now?
David: Not lucky so much as fortunate and very appreciative - is that like
luck or just maturity?
Jinx
nods to the picture of Maddie and Ellie on David's desk.
Jinx: Maddie Hayes? Blue Moon Shampoo?
David
beams.
David: Still the most beautiful
woman in the world and my partner.
Jinx: And the child?
David: My daughter. Six weeks old today.
Jinx: A lucky man.
David: And you know all about
luck.
Jinx: I do. I have had a very good life. I have always been successful in any venture
I attempted. I had a successful marriage
that lasted thirty years - no regrets, and we are still great friends. We have two beautiful and successful children
who are making lives of their own and my first grandchild is on the way. I have never been in want of anything -
though my needs have been simple.
David: Then I wonder why you
are here, Mr. Kolk.
Jinx: Jinx, please. There is ... something ... someone that has
eluded me all my life. I have had many
chances but something always got in the way.
This time I'm not waiting for luck, I'm being proactive and I need your
help.
Jinx
is just about to launch into his story when a loud commotion comes from the
outer office; squeals from the girls and guys too. David excuses himself and goes to the outer
office.
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Scene 4
Outer Office - Blue Moon Investigations
The crew is gathered around in a big bunch ooohing
and aahing and otherwise making fools of
themselves. In the center of the
commotion is Maddie with little Ellie in a stroller.
David: What’s all this?
He can’t keep the smile off his face.
David: Give her some air, kids.
The crew parts and David is allowed to approach his family. He pulls Ellie out of the stroller and holds
her proudly.
David: How’s my baby girl,
huh? Decided you wanted to start earning
your keep?
Maddie:
Ellie wanted to see where Daddy was going every day.
David introduces her to the crew again and is inundated with
requests to hold her. With a look,
Maddie and David agree that it should be Agnes.
He very carefully passes his pride and joy off to Agnes, with warnings
about keeping her head supported. Agnes
takes his warning in stride.
Agnes: Yes, sir. I have one of
these at home too.
David: Right, right.
David gestures toward Maddie's office. She is hesitant at first. She doesn't want to leave Ellie unattended
but follows anyway. The crew is all
cooing and making baby noises, just like any other day. David and Maddie step into her office doorway
but don't go in.
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Scene 5
Maddie's Office - Blue Moon Investigations
Maddie:
This might be a bit too much for her.
David: Nah, she’s an
Addison. We love to be the center of
attention – she might as well start learning how to work a room now.
Maddie:
She has Hayes blood in her too, you know.
David: I suppose being on the
cover of every magazine from here to China helped you be a wallflower.
She playfully pushes him into the office and closes the door. Checking
his watch he asked the $64 dollar question.
David: Thought you had a very
important appointment to keep this AM.
Maddie: I
did, but as luck would have it, I got kicked from my slot. Mrs. Jenner went into labor.
David: Mrs. Jenner? The one who is about to have her sixth?
Maddie: She's
on number seven, but that’s the one.
David: After six, she should be
doing it by herself.
Maddie: I
have an appointment for Monday.
David: (whining) MONDAY!! That’s days away.
Maddie:
She might free up this afternoon, I’m on standby.
David: What about Saturday or Sunday or tonight or between
contractions.
Maddie snakes her arm around David’s waist and kisses him
lightly on the cheek, then again closer to his mouth and again right on the
lips. David is resistant at first but
easily succumbs to her attentions.
Maddie:
I’m disappointed too, David.
David: You don’t seem
disappointed.
Maddie: We
can still be together … use a little imagination.
David: Yeah … Yeah …
necking. Who knew that having a kid would
make me feel like I was twelve again?
Maddie:
Twelve? When did you --- never
mind, I don’t want to know.
David: I was an early starter.
Maddie:
Let’s hope Ellie doesn’t take after her Dad in all areas.
Agnes knocks and enters.
She is no longer holding the baby.
Agnes: Mr. Kolk is
waiting.
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Scene 6
Outer Office - Blue Moon Investigations
Maddie blows past her to find her baby.
Maddie:
Who is ...
Jinx Kolk is holding Ellie and she is grinning
a drooley baby grin.
Maddie: Mr.
Kolk?
Jinx: Ms. Hayes. It's a pleasure to meet you and your
beautiful daughter.
Maddie:
Thank you.
Jinx hands Ellie back to Maddie.
Jinx: (looking at David) A very lucky man.
David: Don't I know it.
David tears his eyes off of Ellie and Maddie.
David: I'm sorry Jinx. Baby's first visit to the
office. You understand.
Jinx: I do.
David: But it appears that my
day just freed up, so let's get back to it.
Jinx turns to Maddie.
Jinx: Will you be joining us,
since you are here?
Maddie: I
really shouldn't.
Jinx: My ... problem involves
a woman and I would really like your input.
It is part of the reason I chose Blue Moon Investigations. That, and I have had
a crush on you for years. I suppose I
still do.
Maddie's heart melted when she hears that an older man - a very
distinguished older man -- has a crush on her.
Maddie:
Thank you. Yes, I can stay for a
little while if you don't mind Ellie --.
Jinx: I love babies,
particularly at this age. So much promise.
The four of them go back to David's office, David taking charge
of the stroller which is laden down with all the baby paraphernalia.
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Scene 7
David's Office - Blue Moon Investigations
They
settle in and Ellie is happy just to watch Jinx.
Maddie: How can we help you?
Jinx: You will forgive an old
man and allow me to tell you the whole story.
David: Sure. We got nothing but time now.
Maddie: David, please.
David: Well I’m not getting
lucky any time soon, so … please Jinx.
Start at the beginning and spare us none of the details.
Jinx
got all misty.
Jinx: I can't remember the day
we met. It must have been in the
hospital where we were born.
David
and Maddie share a look of disbelief.
David: Maybe you can spare some
of the details.
Jinx
goes on ignoring or nor hearing David.
Jinx: She was premature and I
was late. We should have been born on
the same day - my mother told me - so often.
My mother loved her. She lived
across the street from me, and our mothers were great friends. For all my luck, Lucy had none.
Maddie: Lucy?
Jinx: Yes, I'm sorry. Her name
is Lucy Chalmers.
David
leans over to Maddie.
David: Jinx "You Owe Me A Coke" and Lucky Charms -- a match made in
heaven.
Maddie
shushes him.
Jinx: She actually looks very
much like you, Ms Hayes – well, in my memory.
The last time I saw her was --- well, let me keep going from where I
was. Where was I?
David
leans back like he settling in for a long story.
David: (stifling a yawn) You were born in the
same hospital.
Jinx: Right. She was born prematurely on September 3rd at
the height of the market, I was born late on Black Friday and we both left the
hospital on the same day - Black Tuesday, October 29, 1929. We lived across the street from each other
and were inseparable. Those were the best years of my life.
David: A very long time
ago.
Jinx: I remember them like
they were yesterday.
Maddie: What happened?
Jinx: December 7th 1941. Pearl Harbor was attacked.
David: A day that will live in
infamy.
Jinx: You know your FDR, Mr Addison.
Maddie: I don’t understand.
Jinx: It was the day I told
her I loved her, and not in a best friend kind of way. Best day of my life until we heard about the
attack. Hours after the news was
announced, Lucy and her mother were gone.
Lucy’s father was stationed at Pearl.
We found out later that he had been killed. They went to live with Lucy's aunt in
California.
Maddie: How old were you?
Jinx: We were twelve. I know what you are thinking, Ms Hayes. How can a twelve year old know anything about
love? Maybe that is true - but I am here
at sixty-four, telling you that I love her as much today as I did fifty-two
years ago.
Maddie
is clearly touched, but disbelieving.
Maddie: Please go on with your
story.
Jinx: So we were twelve, there
was nothing we could do. We didn't think
to do anything. We thought she would be
back in a few weeks. It was not to be.
We wrote for a few years, but we were kids and life went on. I never forgot her. I knew I would see her again someday and we
would be together.
Maddie: But that didn’t happen.
Jinx: Oh, we met again over
the years – many times. The first time
we met quite by accident. It was
1947. I was traveling in Los Angeles
before being shipped overseas with my unit.
I enlisted early. It was as if no
time had passed, but we weren't twelve any more, we were seventeen. It was love.
Some might call it lust, but I believe it was love: pure and simple and
perfect. We were only together a week
before I asked her to marry me. For some
stupid reason, we decided not to get married before I left. I think we needed to be eighteen. We believed nothing could happen to us. We wrote to each other every day. I still have those letters.
He
touches his pocket as if each letter of the one hundred and fifty-nine days
they were parted were tucked safely in his breast pocket. They are probably tucked into his heart. *sigh*
Jinx: We both turned eighteen
later that year and I made arrangements to take leave in November. We were going to be married on November 25,
1947.
David: Sensing something bad
happened – something big.
Jinx: You are catching on, Mr.
Addison. This was a very ugly time in
our nation's history. We have had a few,
but this one involved --
Maddie: The McCarthy
hearings.
Jinx: (nodding) In October
1947 the HUAC - House Un-American Activities Committee - turned their attention
on Hollywood. Both Lucy's mother and
aunt worked for very influential men in the entertainment industry. I knew little of what was going on back home
because I was out of the country, and Lucy didn't put it in any of her
letters. I was eighteen and in love, I
didn't read the papers. On November 24,
1947 citations were issued for the Hollywood Ten.
David: The Hollywood Ten?
Maddie: The ten who were called
in front of the committee and refused to answer the question: Are you now
or have you ever been a member of the communist party? They were formally accused of contempt of
Congress.
David: Right … right.
Jinx: On the 25th the Waldorf
Statement was released.
David: The Waldorf Statement
apparently doesn't have anything to do with an apple salad.
Maddie: (quoting)We will
not knowingly employ a Communist or a member of any party or group which
advocates the overthrow of the government of the United States.
David: And the blacklist was
born.
Jinx: Yes. As you can imagine the wedding didn't
happen. Lucy, her mother and aunt were
all instantly out of work and angry, so very, very angry. They were scared too. I was only on leave for three days. I couldn't help them. I had to go back. I am not sure how it
happened, but Lucy and I lost contact.
She wrote to me but I didn't get the letters. I wrote to her, but they came back. She had moved again, and I had no idea
where. It was five years before I could
look for her in earnest. I was in Korea
during the war. I didn't find her. I
went to college. I was building my career. A decade passed in the blink of an
eye and I had no information on Lucy. I
met a woman, Sonya, in 1960. We became
friends and soon became lovers. We were
together for a few years. We liked each
other well enough, but we weren't in love.
Then she got pregnant. The
morning we were set to get married, I ran into Lucy.
David: That is some bad
luck.
Jinx: More than you know. Again, it was as if no time had passed for
us, but there was so much to know about the years between. Her mother got sick and then her aunt. Lucy was the only one to take care of
them. They had struggled while I was
building my fortune. She was living less
than ten miles from me and we never ran into each other. I was going to call off my marriage to
Sonya. She didn't love me. I would, of course, take care of her and my
son. Money was never an issue for
me. I was just about to call her and
tell her when we got the news.
David: News? Let me guess ...
Jinx: It was November 22,
1963.
Maddie: President Kennedy.
Jinx: Yes. That was the day John F. Kennedy was
assassinated. My lost love and my
pregnant girlfriend did not register any more.
We mourned with the nation.
David: Wow.
Jinx: Yes. Needless to say, Lucy and I didn't get back
together. I'm not sure why. I married Sonya in January.
Maddie: That was the last time
you saw her.
Jinx: Oh no, Ms Hayes. I have a list of random meetings, missed
opportunities that Lucy and I have had over the years that would fill a
book. They were always coupled with some
personal and national disaster including the LA Riots in 1965, the
assassinations of both Martin Luther King and Robert Kennedy in 1968, the Kent
State tragedy in 1970, the Challenger explosion in 1986, the Gulf war in 1991.
Suffice it to say, that I don't want to wait to run into her again by chance,
and wait for the next national disaster to tear us apart.
David: That is some bad luck
you two got going. Are you sure you want
to find her?
Jinx: I don’t believe it is
too late for us. I have been a lucky man
in all other aspects of my life. Lucy
has never had the kind of luck that I have had financially, nor were her
marriages successful. Both her children
are gone. She is alone. I would like us to be together, but I mostly
want to make sure that she is comfortable.
Maddie: Why did you wait until
now to look for her?
Jinx: Since 1963, I have
always known roughly where she was and what was happening in her life. I helped when I could but she wouldn't take
much from me. I lost contact with her
last year after the incident in Waco, Texas.
Her husband was sick - near death.
I assume he is gone now.
David: And if he isn’t.
Jinx: I want to help her in
any way I can. I want to be a comfort to
her if that is all I can be. I am alone
now. Sonya and I are divorced; my
children are grown with lives of their own.
I no longer want to wait for luck.
I want to make it happen.
David: I am all for making luck
happen, but -- .
Maddie: May I speak with you,
David.
David: Oh brother … here we
go.
Maddie
pushes Ellie and the stroller out of the office.
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Scene 8
Blue Moon Investigations - Outer Office & Hallway
All
eyes turn to them but focus on Ellie.
David: Nothing to see here,
kids.
They
proceed out to the hallway.
David: You want to take this
case because he is so sweet and you are a sucker for a love story.
Maddie: I am, but we need to go
carefully.
David: Agreed … we could get
them back together and the sun could explode.
Maddie: David, you don’t honestly
believe in luck.
David: Not today I don’t.
Maddie: The memory is a tricky
thing, David. I’m sure he has
romanticized his experiences with Lucy over the years and coupled them with
dates in history to keep them in order.
David: He’s not demented,
Maddie.
Maddie: You don’t know
that.
David: So do you want to take
this case or not?
Maddie: I want to help him, but
I don’t want Lucy’s life to be disrupted without her permission.
David: So I find her. Tell her about Jinxie. Then if she is good with it, put them in the
same room.
Maddie: Yes.
David: And if World War III
breaks out, you don’t think it will be our fault?
Maddie: David please … there is
no such thing as luck – not that kind of luck.
David: This one is gonna be on you.
Maddie: We’re going home.
She
kisses him quickly and lightly on the lips.
David is not about to let it go at that.
He pulls her to him and kisses her soundly. She is clearly affected.
Maddie: If I did believe in
luck, Dr. Weed would call with an opening.
David: From your lips,
sweetheart, to God's ears.
Maddie
pulls herself away reluctantly, clearly frustrated by the situation or lack
thereof. She walks towards the
elevator. David loves watching her walk
away.
David: Hey, Goldilocks!
Maddie
turns to face him.
David: I do believe in
luck. I have you and little Bunny.
Maddie: We worked hard for this,
David, and we've only just begun.
David: Is that a song
title?
She
blows him a kiss and turns again to walk away.
David can’t take his eyes off of her.
David: Yes, sir. I am a lucky man. And maybe someday soon, I am going to get
lucky. I hope I remember how it works.
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Act III
Scene 1
Hayes/Addison Kitchen - Mid-Afternoon
David
walks into the kitchen to find Maddie at the kitchen table surrounded by
freshly folded stacks of baby clothes and looking exhausted. Ellie is tucked safely into Maddie's arms
sleeping soundly. David kisses Maddie
and then little Ellie's head.
David: What's going on with my
women-folk?
Maddie
looks down at the sleeping baby in her arms.
Maddie: Ellie and I are relaxing
after doing a few loads of laundry, having a bath, being changed for the
fifteenth time today and eating - again.
I might need to come back to work so I can get a break.
David: I'm saving your seat,
but I think you are doing more good at home right now.
Maddie: She is making more eye
contact, you have noticed that haven't you?
David: She smiles a lot and
she’s very alert. She's a happy kid. How
can she not be, with us as her parents?
And she loves my singing.
Maddie: (sarcastically) Who doesn't? So, did you come home to check on us?
David: I've got a lead on Lady No-Luck.
Maddie: Don't call her that.
David: How can I not? Do you know, in the last nine months she has
had ten jobs?
Maddie: A lot of people move
around a lot.
David: She was a bartender at a
little dive in Gardena. Two weeks after
she started working there, they lost their liquor license due to some freak paperwork
screw up in Sacramento. Then she was a
cashier at a Car Wash in Pasadena. A
week after she got there, a water main broke and the place had to shut down for
three months. She was a dog walker at a
doggie day care in Rancho Cucamonga when an outbreak of mange got the place
shut down by the Board of Health.
Maddie: Doggie Day care? What is that?
David: For the people who want to spend $500 a month making sure
Scruffy doesn’t chew on the furniture.
Maddie: None of these issues are because of Lucy Chalmers.
David: Well, I'm not hiring
her. Not even sure I want to meet
her.
Maddie: Where is she now?
David: Bakersfield. She is a groundskeeper at the high school
there - that is, until the chemistry lab blows up and there are no grounds to
keep.
Maddie: David.
David: I'm going to drive out
there.
Maddie: That's a two hour
drive.
David: Yeah ... well my plans
for today got blown all to hell, so I might as well work. Don't suppose Lady No-Luck had anything to do
with --
Maddie: No, I don't. And you don't either.
David: Not putting any money on it, I tell you that.
David
takes Ellie from Maddie's arms and watches her for a long moment. He is still amazed by her.
David: Does she look like
me?
Maddie: She has your smile.
Maddie
kisses him.
Maddie: Why don't you take the
Lexus, it will be more comfortable.
David: And leave you two home with my car? I’m
not even sure you can put a car seat in my Vette….or
that I want you to.
David
tucks Ellie into her bassinette that they have moved into the kitchen. Maddie checks over his shoulder that Ellie is
still sleeping.
Maddie: Are you taking Bert with
you?
David: Will be much quieter if
I go by myself. I'll be home
tonight. Not to worry.
Maddie: Drive safely.
David: You keep working on Dr.
Weed - hear me?
Maddie: Just got off the phone
with her receptionist. Now Mrs.
Carmichael is in labor.
David: Just our lucky day,
huh?
David
starts to walk out.
Maddie: We'll miss you.
Miss
Me barks.
Maddie: I'll miss you the
most.
David
crosses back over to her and wraps her up in a tight embrace. They kiss.
David: Good. I like to be missed. I'll see you tonight - with any luck.
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Scene 2
EXT – Route 74 in the mountains above Palm Desert - Late
Saturday Morning
David
is walking down the side of the road. He
is filthy dirty. His suit coat is off, his sleeves are rolled up and his pant
leg is ripped. Cars are whizzing by him
honking. David keeps walking, singing
Ray Charles.
That’s why I say if everybody went
to heaven
Hey-ey-ey, I believe I’d miss the call
But you see if it wasn’t for bad luck
Trying to tell you son, if it wasn’t for
bad luck, now, now
Oh, oh, I woudn’t
have no luck at all
Would you believe I wouldn’t have no luck at all.
An
older model Toyota pulls over and an older woman gestures to David. David jogs up to the car.
Lady: Need a ride?
David: I’d appreciate it.
Lady: Hop in.
David
does and the woman speeds off down the mountain.
Lady: Having a bad day there,
son?
David: Well … now that you
mention it, it feels like someone has gotten hold of a voodoo doll and is
playing with me.
Lady: Have had that feeling my
whole life. Hate to think of it as luck,
‘cause that sounds so random. I prefer to think that the malevolent gods
have just taken an interest in me.
She
laughs good-heartedly.
Lady: So what happened to you?
David: You wouldn't believe it
if I told you.
Lady: Try me.
David: I'm driving down the
street - minding my own business - when a black cat darts across the road. I swerve to avoid it and I am heading
straight for a glass truck coming up the other road - you know the kind that
transports glass on the side?
Lady: Sure
David: Anyway it wasn't glass, it
was a mirror. So I am looking at
myself. I swerve again and run into the
ditch on the side of the road. Think I bent the rim.
Lady: Are you alright?
David: Fine, fine ... gonna need a new front wheel. But at least I didn't break the mirror, and I
didn't hit the cat.
Lady: Sounds like quite a
scene.
David: Addison, David
Addison.
Lady: Chalmers. Lucy Chalmers.
David
looks at her in surprise.
David: Guess my luck has
turned.
Lucy: Well, not so sure about
that. Was that your Corvette back
there?
David
quickly turns to look behind him but the car is long since out of sight.
David: Yeah. Why?
Lucy: Well, I hate to tell you
this but it's being towed as we speak.
David: What? Oh, come on.
Lucy: It looked pretty abandoned.
David: What day is it? How long have I been walking?
Lucy: It’s Saturday
morning. Where did you start from?
David: Bakersfield.
David
yawns.
David: I'm from Los Angeles,
but stayed in Bakersfield last night. I
ran out of gas, but the station was closed by time I got there.
Lucy: You are pretty far out
of the way if you are headed to LA from Bakersfield.
David: I have business up here
and wanted to get an early start this morning so I could get back.
Lucy: Best laid plans.
David: Well, I couldn’t have
planned on meeting you like this.
Lucy
probably doesn’t hear him, or if she did, she doesn’t understand that he is
saying that he had planned on meeting her at all.
Lucy: I have had my share of
troubles in life and have never known a reason not to lend a helping hand to
anyone else.
David: Has that backfired on
you?
Lucy: Sometimes, but people
will do what people will do. It has little to do with me.
David: I’ll bet you have an
interesting story to tell.
Lucy: I suppose we all have a
story to tell. Mine is probably not much
different than most.
She
got a little sad.
Lucy: Maybe it is ... but I
don't dwell on the past and the opportunities or people I missed in life.
David: Well apparently I’ve got
no reason to get where I was going, so … can I buy you lunch?
Lucy
turns and looks at him for a long moment, glancing back at the road. She is sizing him up.
Lucy: Sure, why not. You look like you could use a drink
too. How about Casuelas
Café? Best damn margarita this side of the border and the salsa is to die for.
David: Tequila and I have
parted ways of late ... think it's high time we got reacquainted.
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Scene 3
INT – Dr. Weed's Office - Mid Day
Maddie
is redressed and waiting not so patiently for Dr. Weed's return. Ellie is sleeping peacefully in the
stroller. Dr. Weed knocks and
enters.
Dr Weed: So, how do you
feel? And don't tell me what you think I
want to hear.
Maddie: (hesitant) I feel ...
good ... you know ... good.
Dr. Weed: That doesn't sound
convincing. Have you gone back to work?
Maddie
looks a little ashamed.
Maddie: I was at the office
yesterday. I will probably go in once a
week for a while.
Dr. Weed: Is there some reason you
don't want to go back?
Maddie
smiles but is tentative.
Maddie: I like being a
mother. Ellie is such a joy to be
around. I don't want to miss
anything.
Dr. Weed: What's the problem?
Maddie: I feel guilty ... about
David.
Dr. Weed: David?
Maddie: Here I am playing hooky
and he has been holding down the fort for months. I love my job - even the paper work and
bills. I love working with David, but I don't want to leave Ellie. I've blamed it on not finding the right
nanny, but David sees through me.
Dr. Weed: Is he supportive?
Maddie: Yes ... amazingly
so. Today he is out on a case.
Dr. Weed: Funny, I thought he
would be here waiting for the results.
In fact, I expected him to come raging down the hospital hallways
yesterday when I had to cancel our appointment.
Maddie
smiles, thinking that David took the news better than she did.
Maddie: I held him back and he
doesn't know I am here. He didn't think
that you would be able to see me until Monday.
Dr. Weed: Well you're in luck! I'm here and you are cleared. You look healthy and everything is healing
well. Take it slow and easy and stop if
it's uncomfortable. Would avoid anything
wild for a while ... but again ... if it is uncomfortable or painful - stop.
Maddie: Yes, ma'am.
Dr. Weed: I probably don't need to
tell you this, but you can get pregnant.
Maddie: What?
Dr. Weed: That old wives’ tale
about not being able to get pregnant while you are breastfeeding is just that…
an old wives’ tale. So for now, use a prophylactic.
Maddie: David won't like
that.
Dr Weed: David can deal with it
unless he wants baby number two on the way before this one is out of
diapers.
Maddie: Baby number
two?
Dr. Weed: Let's cross that bridge
when we get to it, huh, but don't do anything reckless that takes the choice
away from you. And don't worry about
going back to work - if you two can logistically and financially work it out -
stay home as long as you can. I don't
think it will be too long before you are ready to get out of the house. Speaking of -- you might want to think about
taking walks with Ellie. Women often get
too ... sedentary at home. I know it
doesn't feel like it, with all the ups and downs at all hours and feedings and
laundry etc, but you really need to get out.
Just some easy walks - nothing too strenuous.
Maddie
puts her hand on her hip. Her body has
definitely changed since Ellie. She
knows it will be harder to get her old shape back, being that she is on the
other side of forty, but she is dropping weight every week - breastfeeding
helps in that department. David doesn't
seem to mind the changes. Still, Dr.
Weed is right. A walk would be
nice. Los Angeles can be lovely in
January - sometimes.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Scene 4
INT – Casuelas Café - Early Afternoon After Lunch
Lucy
is two shots up on David. She is a woman
that can hold her liquor.
David: So two marriages and two
kids, huh?
Lucy
has been telling him her story - in bits and pieces and kind of all over the
place.
Lucy: My first husband died of
a heart attack six weeks after we were married; the second of cancer just this
past year.
David: That's harsh. I'm sorry.
Lucy: They were both good men
- troubled and kind of flaky - but good men.
Alex, my second husband and I were only married for two years. We knew he was sick when we got married. It was for the insurance.
David: Did you pick him up on
the side of the road too?
Lucy: As a matter of fact, I
did.
David: But you loved him?
Lucy: Love is overrated.
David: Never found it, or
weren't able to hold on to it?
Lucy: I found it. (smiling) I found it
when I was young but life kept getting in the way.
She
wiped at her dry eyes.
Lucy: Then I got in my way and
could never get out.
David: I don't understand.
Lucy: I was going to get
married when I was young. Eighteen or
nineteen - it was so long ago. I don't
remember what happened, but we didn't.
He was in the military. I had
other obligations. We lost contact.
Lucy
downed another shot and waved for two more.
Lucy: Don't know why I am
telling you this. I never told anyone -
least of all him. We were together the
night he shipped out ... the night we were supposed to get married, until all
hell broke loose. What was it again?
David: Joe McCarthy?
Lucy
doesn't hear him.
Lucy: Huh? I don't remember. Sometimes it is better that way. At any rate, a couple months later, I discovered
that he left me with something ... someone.
By that time all my letters had come back. I kept writing, hoping that I would hear from
him but nothing came. Six months later,
our son was born. He was not right. He was sickly and small. The doctors gave it a name and said that he
would not live to be six months. I had
him with me for three years. He was such
a joy. Happiest person I have ever
met. When I lost him, I couldn't think
of his father without pain. I was angry,
I was hurt and I was scared and alone. I
was a kid. I stopped writing to him
after Lucky died.
David: Lucky?
Lucy: I named him Lucky
because his father believed in luck. I
stopped writing and prayed that I would never see him again.
David: Because you didn't love
him?
Lucy: Because I did. I didn't know how I could face him after I
lost our child.
David: But you did - see him
again?
Lucy
smiles broadly.
Lucy: I did. I have seen him often over the past forty
years. Each time it was like we had
never been apart, but the timing was never right.
David: Bad luck?
Lucy: I don't believe in luck
- or at least don't rely on it. He is a
good man with a good life. We'll meet
again someday.
David: And you?
Lucy: I am happy enough. Could stand to win the lottery or find a
million dollars tax free lying on the street, but I have my health and I just
got my own business so that should keep me grounded for a while.
David: What kind of
business?
Lucy: I run the tow service
out of ---
David: You towed my car?
Lucy: There were big signs
telling you not to park where you did, son.
David: I didn't park it. I couldn't move it.
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Scene 5
INT – Hayes /Addison Kitchen
Saturday Very Late Afternoon
Maddie
is on the phone.
Maddie: And you haven't heard
from David, have you?
Agnes: Bert said he went to
Bakersfield.
Maddie: He did, but discovered
that Lucy Chalmers had moved to a little town outside of Palm Desert. He had some car trouble and stayed in
Bakersfield last night. I'm just getting
kind of worried. He hasn't checked in
since early this morning.
Agnes: I can send Bert out
there to look for him.
Maddie: I might take you up on
that Agnes, if I don't hear from him in another hour.
Maddie
hangs up and begins to pace. She is
worried. She should be with him. She should never have let him go by himself,
not in that rat trap he calls a car. She
is just about to call Agnes back, and send Bert out there after him when the
phone rings.
David: Hey Blondie Blonde Mama
... how are the cats and kittens on the home front?
Maddie: Worried sick. Where are you?
David: I've had a very
interesting day.
Maddie: Are you OK?
David: I'm in one piece, too
bad the same can't be said for my car.
Maddie: Did you have an
accident? We need to get one of those
mobile phones.
David: We have one.
Maddie: You weren't answering.
David: Ah ... in the safe in
the office - nice and safe.
David
is slurring his words.
Maddie: Not very useful
there. Are you OK?
David: Little worse for the
tequila, not as young as I used to be.
Maddie: None of us are.
David: You are still as
beautiful as the day I met you.
Maddie: I certainly don't feel
that way.
David: I'll be the judge of the
way you feel if you ever get cleared to resume normal - but what is normal for
us, eh Maddie?
There
is a loud call out as the patrons in the bar cheer for something that is
happening on the TV.
Maddie: What is going on out
there? Where are you?
David: I found our client's
long lost love - rather she found me.
Maddie: We are cleared.
David and Maddie: What did you say?
David and Maddie: You first.
David and Maddie: No, you.
David: JINX! You owe me a coke.
Maddie: David!!
David: You lose.
Maddie: What did you say?
David: I found Lucy
Chalmers. She wants to see Jinx. Guess theirs is a love to last a
lifetime. What did you say?
Maddie: I got in to see Dr.
Weed. We are all clear.
David: Of all the luck
Maddie: What luck?
David: Bad luck. My car is
toast. I won't be able to drive it until
Monday.
Maddie: MONDAY???
David: Probably Tuesday since
they won't have the parts.
Maddie: Tuesday? I'm coming out to get you.
David: Wow, and I thought I was
hot to trot.
Maddie: You are not staying the
weekend out there.
David: No. Lucy will drive me in and I will come back
and get the car.
Maddie: When shall I expect you?
David: The morning.
Maddie: David -- really?
David: Neither one of us should
be driving. Can you call Jinx and ask
him to meet us at the office at ten?
Maddie: David, what about
tonight?
David: Tonight, I dream of
you.
Maddie: How much have had you to
drink?
David: Enough that I want to
sober up before I see you ... see all of you ... want to be in top form.
Maddie: I don't like this.
David: Not how I was expecting
this weekend to go either, doll face.
Maddie: I can come out there and
get you.
David: I would rather not have
you and little Bunny driving ... not up these mountain roads.
Maddie: I should have been with
you.
David: Then who would kiss
Ellie and tell her that her daddy loves her?
Maddie: (rolling her eyes) I'm
going to miss you. Two nights without
you is two too much.
David: Heard that ... won't
happen again. Gotta go. It's my shot and you would not believe what
bad luck Lucy is having. She is jinxed
and I'm up sixty bucks.
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Act IV
Scene 1
Blue Moon Investigations
Jinx
paces in the outer office. Maddie sits
at one of the desks, rocking Ellie back and forth in the stroller.
Jinx: I think I'm
nervous.
Maddie: Understandable.
Jinx: You don't
understand. I have never been nervous
before.
Maddie: Never?
Jinx: Never had a reason to
be. Things always went my way.
Maddie: No reason to think they
won't go your way this time.
Jinx: Plenty of reason ...
sixty-four years of reasons.
David
and Lucy enter the office. Lucy and Jinx
lock eyes. They stand, unable to move
for a long moment. David and Maddie make
eye contact but wait. Lucy takes the
first step toward Jinx. He takes the
next, and then, in two quick strides, they are in each other's arms.
David
looks up, expecting something bad to happen.
He waits for a long moment, decides that it is safe and crosses over to
Maddie and Ellie. He puts his hand on
Maddie's cheek and pulls her to him for a long kiss. Maddie is all too happy to
oblige. He looks down and checks on his
daughter, who is happily watching her parents - at least she is watching the
action happening above her.
David: Hey Bunny Girl. Did you miss your daddy?
He
sweeps her up into his arms and kisses her little head gently. His three day growth tickles her. She smiles and coos sweetly.
Maddie: Mamma missed Daddy.
David: Hey Mamma.
Maddie: Hey Daddy.
David: Missed you too.
David
looks back at the old couple. They have
stepped out of ear shot and are talking quietly to each other with big smiles
on their faces.
David: Think we can give them
the keys and tell them to lock up?
Maddie
shakes her head, but clearly thinks that idea is a good one.
David: So ... Dr. Weed?
Maddie: I got into see her
yesterday.
David: Kind of making your own
luck, huh? She gave us the go
ahead?
Maddie: With a few warnings and
some good advice.
David: It's been a long time,
but I think I know where everything goes.
David
leans in and kisses her again.
David: Sure we can't leave
these two here?
Maddie: Maybe we can slip into
my office for a couple of minutes.
David: A couple of minutes --
I'm crushed. I'm insulted. I'm hurt.
Maddie: You're filthy and need a shower.
David: Sounds like foreplay to
me.
Maddie: I like how you
think.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Scene 2
Maddie's Office
After
thirty minutes Jinx and Lucy finally break their private tête-à-tête. They cross over to Maddie's office and wait
in the door way to be recognized by the family Hayes/Addison. The little family is all curled up on the
couch, having a very private moment - not that private.
Jinx
clears his throat.
David
looks up.
David: Jinx - my man. Come on in, please. Excuse me if I don't get up.
Jinx: Perfectly
understandable. I'd like to thank you,
Mr. Addison. You really put in some
overtime on this and I sincerely appreciate it.
David: No problem at all.
Jinx: In addition to triple
your normal fee, I would like to have the repairs made to your car and have it
returned to you.
Maddie: That's not necessary.
David: But greatly
appreciated.
Lucy: I know a guy in the
desert who does great body work, David.
I'll get it fixed up good for you.
David: Thanks, Lucy.
Maddie: So what is next for you
two?
Jinx: Short of the world
coming to an end tomorrow?
Lucy: Stop that.
Jinx: We are going to make up
for some seriously lost time.
David: Good luck.
Jinx: I'm making my own luck
these days, Mr. Addison.
Lucy: Looks like you two are
as well.
Lucy
looks at Maddie.
Lucy: May I hold her? It's been so long since I held a little one
in my arms.
Maddie: Sure.
David
is not so sure and gives Maddie a look but Maddie ignores him. She passes the happy child over to Lucy.
Lucy: Hi Ellie. My name is
Lucy.
Ellie
kicks and smiles and reaches for Lucy's glasses.
Lucy: Let me give you one
piece of advice, little one, this coming from an old woman who knows. There is no such thing as luck but you can
appreciate all the good things that happen to you in life, and so far -- you
have been blessed. So grow up slowly,
enjoying each and every day.
Jinx
leans over her shoulder and looks down at Ellie.
Jinx: Luck is what you make of
it.
Maddie
takes the baby back.
David
and Jinx shake hands. Lucy kissed David
on the cheek. Maddie nods to both of
them.
Jinx: My accountant will send
you a check in the morning.
Jinx and Lucy: God bless you.
Jinx and Lucy: Jinx! You owe me a
coke.
They
walk out, hand in hand, laughing.
David: And I thought we
took a long time getting it together.
Maddie: We're just lucky, I
guess.
David: How about we get lucky?
Maddie: Thought you would never
ask.
David: Can we stop and eat
first? I'm starving.
Maddie: How about take out?
David: Whatever is faster. I don't want
low blood sugar to ruin this reunion.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Scene 3
Hayes / Addison Bedroom
Late Evening
David
is on the bed, looking completely wiped out.
He can barely keep his eyes open.
Maddie
enters from the nursery.
Maddie: I think she will sleep
now.
David: Let's hope so.
Maddie
takes off her robe and slips into bed, into his ready embrace.
David: Are we finally ready to
do this?
Maddie: I was ready this morning
when you needed to stop for lunch. I
suggested take out.
David: I wanted to keep my
strength up. You were the one who
answered the door.
Maddie: We couldn't have known
that Terry and Walter were going to drop by.
David: We could have hustled
them out of here without the grand tour of the nursery and the apartment over
the garage.
Maddie: I didn't want to be
rude.
David: Should have let me.
Maddie: Someone didn't need to
spend forty minutes on the phone with his brother, discussing the upset in some
stupid sporting event, and then another thirty minutes re-watching the
highlights.
David: The Packers should have
won that game.
Maddie: Don't really care,
David.
David: You did that last load
of laundry to punish me for that, didn't you?
Maddie: Why would I want to do
that? It's a punishment for me too.
David: Yeah?
Maddie: Yeah.
David
rolls toward her and slinks his hand down her side.
Maddie: Dr. Weed said I was
fat.
David: No she didn't.
Maddie: You weren't there.
David: And it is a good thing
too.
Maddie: So you think I look the
same.
David
is caught.
David: I didn't say that. I think you are sexier than you ever have
been.
Maddie: You just like my cup
size.
David: Guilty ... but there are
so many other aspects of you that are enticing.
Maddie: Name three.
David: How about I just show
you?
David
flops the covers over his head and ... Ellie cries
from the other room. The covers flop
back very dramatically.
David: I'll get her. She just needs another song.
David
drags himself out of bed.
Maddie: You have been singing to
her all day. How about a lullaby this
time?
Thirty minutes later
Maddie
is nearly asleep. David's lullaby has
clearly done the trick. He slips back
into bed and spoons up behind her. They
lay in each other’s arms for a long moment.
Maddie: Have we lost the
mood? I hear parenting and sex are not
always compatible.
David: I'll get it back ...
hang on ... so long as we don't get another interruption.
A
long moment passes.
Maddie: How about we just go to
sleep?
David: No ... no ... maybe we
need another shower.
Maddie: Not another shower,
David. The last time we woke Ellie.
David: And I nearly threw my
back out doing that ... you know ... that thing you like.
Maddie: (smiling) I know which
thing.
Another
long moment passes.
Maddie: How about you kiss me
and we see what happens?
David: OK. It's worth a shot.
They
kiss. It is awkward and stiff.
David
throws himself back on the bed.
David: This is ridiculous.
Maddie: Too much pressure.
David
looks under the blankets at his nether regions.
David: The mind is willing, but
the body is not. I'm exhausted. This is why people have kids when they are
young.
Maddie
reaches over and turns out the light.
She rolls onto her side away from him.
Maddie: I'm going to sleep. Wake me if your body and mind find common
ground.
David: Thanks a lot. You could help.
David
rolls over and spoons up behind her. He
gently slides his fingertips down her arm and side. He brushes the hair back off her face and
puts little kisses on her neck and shoulder.
She moans slightly, not wanting to react too much. He rolls her onto her back and kisses her.
David: Together again -- mind
and body.
Maddie
wraps her arms around him and kisses him deeply.
Maddie: I hope you got a large
pack of condoms.
David: You said what?
Maddie: Condoms? Birth control? We don't want to ... you know ... not ... not now.
David: When was I supposed to
get those? You didn't tell me that.
Maddie: I thought you knew.
David: How would I know? I
thought you couldn't 'cause you're ... you know ...
Maddie: An old wives’ tale.
David: So what are you saying ...?
Maddie: I guess I am saying that
you better get a move on, because the drug store closes at ten.
David
throws the covers off and forces himself out of bed. He dresses quickly.
Maddie: I'm worth it, you
know.
David: I am well aware of that. Is there anything else? Do I need to stand on my head and sing from Evita?
Maddie: Will it put you in the
mood?
David: Don't challenge my mood
-- but you really could have told me, Maddie.
Maddie
laughs and slides open the bedside table drawer. In it are various types and
colors of condoms - pretty much anything they had at the drug store.
Maddie: See anything you like,
sailor?
David's
face breaks into a wide grin.
David: I'm calling in sick
tomorrow.
Maddie: Won't the boss be mad?
David: I know how to handle the
boss.
Maddie: Yes you do -- or so you
keep saying.
David
jumps back into bed.
David: Besides, it is a holiday
and I have a dream.
Maddie: Your dream has come
true.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Epilogue
Hayes / Addison Bedroom
January 17, 1994 - 4:31 AM
Maddie
and David are in afterglow, still breathing hard and sweating. They have gotten very little sleep - not that they mind
- but miraculously, it is the first night that Ellie has slept through the
night.
Maddie
sits straight up in bed.
Maddie: Did you feel that?
David: You bet I did. We still got it.
Maddie
looks around the room.
Maddie: No ... no ... the earth
moved.
Maddie
is up, checking on Ellie.
David: You've said that
before.
Maddie: No, really ... I mean literally ... there was an earthquake.
David
sits up.
David: You sure that wasn't
me.
Maddie: You're good, David, but
I hardly think --.
An
aftershock shakes the house. Maddie is
back in the doorway, holding Ellie. David
joins them.
David: Told you.
Maddie
is confused.
Maddie: Told me what?
David: If we got Jinx and Lucy
together.
Maddie: Don't be
ridiculous.
David: Can't just be a
coincidence, Maddie.
Maddie: Yes, it can.
Another
aftershock shakes the house. David wraps his arms protectively around both his
girls.
David: Well, with any luck at
all, they will push through this one and break their unlucky streak.
Maddie: Shut up and kiss me, David.
David: What if it were us and
not them? We could cause the big
one.
Maddie: Good for us.
She
kisses him and Ellie coos softly. Another tremor.
Maddie: Did you feel that?
David: You bet I did. Do you feel this? We're back!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Kennedy Airport
The
cabbie sits outside Kennedy waiting as his next fare climbs into the back of
the taxi. The radio is on.
Again, a massive quake has hit the Los
Angeles area about five minutes ago.
Reports are coming in from as far away as Las Vegas, Nevada. There are reports of severe damage in
Northridge. Interstate
5 at Route 14. We have no
official word from the USGS at this time. Please, if you are safe in your
homes, please stay there. If not, get to
a safe location and wait for the authorities to arrive.
Cabbie: Imagine that. An earthquake in
California. Don't know why that whole state doesn't just shake off the
map, if you get my meaning. Where
to? I just dropped a guy off on Friday
on the way to Los Angeles. His name is
Jinx. He claims to be lucky, but flying
all that way just to be on time for an earthquake doesn't seem lucky to
me. Where did you say you were
going? I've never flown myself, but I
can't imagine flying into disaster like that.
Ha ... his name was Jinx ... Jinx Kolk ... like Jinx You Owe Me A Coke ... funny, huh?
I bet he was surprised this morning with the earth moving under his
bed. Guess he isn't as lucky as he
thinks. Where are you going again?
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
HISTORICAL REFERENCES
There
were many references in this story to some events of the past. These events
were tragic and lives were lost. If you
are old enough to remember but may have forgotten the details, it might be time
for a refresher. On the other hand,
maybe you are too young to have lived through some of these events (like me :-)). In either case, it is always a good idea to
know your history. While Wikepedia is not the
definitive source for information, it certainly gives a useful overview. Check some of these out if you have forgotten
or never heard of the reference. These
events were not proud moments in our history, people died. Let's not forget where we came from or what
the cost was.
Wall
Street Crash of 1929
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market_crash_of_1929
Korean War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War
McCarthyism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism
John F
Kennedy Assassination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_John_F._Kennedy
L.A.
Riots in 1965 - Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_riots_of_1965
Martin
Luther King, Jr. Assassination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther_King_assassination
Robert
Kennedy Assassination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kennedy_assassination
Kent
State Shootings in 1970
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings
Space
Shuttle Challenger Explosion in 1986
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_explosion
Gulf
war in 1991
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War
1994 Northridge
Earthquake
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War
MUSIC REFERENCES
Joe Cocker -
What
Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzEFK0E0mR8
Ray Charles -
If
It Wasn't for Back Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AodHdQ4O_U
Personal Acknowledgements
Connie and
Jen - you are the best. Thanks for
allowing me to play.
Diane -
friends for life and the one who keeps me honest even if I don't want to
be.
Bruce, Cybill, Glen - what more do I have to say. We are still here even if you have moved on,
that has to say something more than words.
Virtual Fans
- this is for you - make yourself heard.
Love you all
- (standing up) Lizzie - the one and only.